Friday, March 17, 2006

127: Radioactive Man

I feel like this blog has unwillingly become somewhat of a medical journal. A journey through the preliminary stages of lymphoma testing told firsthand. A completely non-fictional account of one man's struggle with the forces aligned against. Ah, whatever. The truth is, i feel 100% (aside from the aching back, obviously twisted while trying to break into a car in which i had locked the keys but that's another blog). And i've felt 100% for a long long time. Whatever has been hanging around my eyes has been quiet and harmless. No pain, no itching, no vision problems. You'd barely even notice it by looking at me. The bottom line is i'm not sick. Which makes all of these tests seem tedious and unnecessary.

Hey I ain't no dummy. I know it's better to be safe than sorry and the 2 cat scans and the biopsy and the numerous blood tests and the pet scan and the upcoming bone marrow biopsy and whatever treatment they have in store are all necessary. I'm just sick of the hospital... and it's weird to get asked how i feel so often. I feel fine. If I felt like shiznit i would flat out say, "thanks for asking, i feel shiznitty." But I can't complain because, well, at least I know that people care and I have a nice support system just in case things take a swan dive. So... forget i said anything. Thank you, everybody.

I'm at work really early again. Listening to Tortoise. Taking some photos today at Schubas and then it's off to Detroit for the weekend.

I had that PET scan yesterday. They injected me with radioactive material and then made me sit around for an hour while it made its way around town. I then had to lay, wrapped up and be scanned for 77 minutes. I fell asleep during this procedure. It's their own fault for playing smooth jazz.

7 Comments:

Blogger CBK said...

Hey, if you're Radioactive Man, can you make Fall Out Boy go away? Forever?

12:10 PM  
Blogger TBELL said...

Bub. Stay un-shiznitty.

7:08 PM  
Blogger Megan said...

Blob, all you need are peppermint patty st patrick's day shots from schubas to cure any lymphoma. or just to taste delicious.

8:41 PM  
Blogger lostwars said...

Why does everyone go to Detroit? What is it about that place?

8:36 AM  
Blogger Jen said...

My sister has been going through a similar thing as you - tons of tests, blood work and check-ups and they still don't know what's wrong with her. She feels fine for the most part (minus some wierd headaches and unexplained random fevers . . .)

My point is - after reading this, I looked up lymphoma and realized she has some of the same symptoms. I'm guessing that the doctors should have figured out if she has this or not by now, but seeing as how they keep making her take more tests, perhaps they just have no clue. At least I have something new to bring to the table.

So thanks, and good to hear your feeling well.

2:37 PM  
Blogger zebraradar said...

yay tortoise!

12:22 PM  
Blogger countrygrrl said...

hey a couple of years ago i was thru a heap of similar shit..the MRI scan was initially a bit scary..remove any metal..ie earings and the like and then lie in this tube thing that whined and sounded like a chain saw cutting thru a sequioa. The only light relief came when the white coat said would i like some sounds to help while away the time. i said sure what have you got..seems he was a muso and had everything from NIN to Dolly P. I chose 'tacky countrry please' and whiled away my time listening to Tammy, Patsy and the bellamy bros (which to me are not strictly 'countrry' although definately 'tacky') so all in all a weird but memorable experience. rock on tommy!!

2:10 PM  

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