120: I Think Of These Things

Sometimes I feel like my mind moves too fast for my body, hence i'm always forgetting stuff. I'm here early at work again. Feeling great, but i had to sacrifice my evening. By 8:30, i was exhausted. Even after my dinner of Special K With Red Berries. And soymilk. Funny thing. You know how you're supposed to shake up the soymilk before you open it... to i dunno, evenly distribute the soy power or something? Well, in a senior moment, as only i can call it, before dumping it on the K, I shook the damn thing with tremendous force... while the cap was off. Thus, evenly distributing soy power over the kitchen walls & floor, and also giving a good soy wash to my hoodie, face, and hair.

And being at work, i have to mention that The Communist Party shirt is well on its way to becoming the biggest fastest selling shirt round these parts. I thought it was pretty good. I maybe gave it a 3 or a 4. I'd wear it, but it's nothing to tap a bitchin keg for.

My co-workers and I have come up with a better shirt: The Communist Pet Store, where you can purchase such housepets at Chairman Meow, Mouse-alini (technically not a Communist, i know. You fucking bastard.), Fidel Catstro, and my personal favorite, Karl Barx.