104: But We're Not As Hell As You

Well, this is going to be my second to last post from early in the working morning for at least two weeks. Even when i'm tour, i'm going to try and keep it up. This is my pledge to you... I am in a terrible mood this morning. I even napped yesterday to catch up on my sleep. Didn't work.

Maybe more to come later, but for now. here are my 3 favorite Threadless submissions from yesterday (they all got 5's from me): #3 Panda Escapes. #2 Misfortune Cookie. #1 Jackalope Love.

Speaking of jackalopes, our good friend Bix had an unhealthy obsession with the strange fabled beast. He searched far and wide for statues, postcards, what-have-you. Every truck stop. Every junk store. Every tourist trap. Searching and searching... until one day, much to our surprise, somewhere in the lonely southwest, he was ruthlessly attacked by a herd of rabid jackalope. They must have been attracted to his colorful tattoos.

Yeah, i just made that up. I needed a good ending to the useless pointless anecdote. I should change the name of the blog to Useless Pointless Anecdotes. UPA. An adorable bulldog puppy just entered the building. I must go lavish attention upon it.