dan:

please PEopLE, my friend say's can't we get along?

posted by dan at 10:39 PM ***

dan:

ya ever get that feelin' when old people are looking at you and you think they can see into the future cause thier eye glasses are as thick as coke bottle bottoms? hmmm.? attention the school is hearby under control of the kids, feel free to go nuts..!!!
posted by dan at 10:21 PM ***

dan:

hello friday readers...it's friday and you know what that means......Hello fish fry!!!!!!..
to be honest I haven't had a fish fry in a long time....it's just that everybody in washington cty goes out on friday for a fish fry and I guess I'm kinda pokin fun at it..I mean EVERYBodY goes out and hoots it up...fish here fish there...jeez..ankle is a hurtin' I'm using one crutch and trying to look half way cool but I just feel like a limpy limpskin...(dime)...my new story is I was riding broncs and got bucked off..yeeeeeeeeee hawwwwwwwww!
posted by dan at 12:26 PM ***

dan:

kiss me please kiss me..kiss me out of desire...

I get home after a nice night out with my girlfriend only to come home to her sister and herself ranting and raving about where they work..and the people they work with..bitch bitch bitch..If a person is giving you a problem let them know..everybody is sooo sensitive these days...If you're fucking off you deserve to be told to get your shit together..this one chick starts crying? get your shit together..and it's not a discusion it's yelling and talking loud conversation..I guess thats how hispanics talk...It DRIVES ME CRAZY...I'm upstairs cranking JBuckley to drowned the sound coming from downstairs What the hell is going on..can't I go upstairs to a peaceful sleep? No tv no loud talking? Just let me hear the wind outside...my own breathing...no clocks no horns no cars nothing.... why is everything so hazy How do you deal with things..problems...you don't mask anything..do you? Lets be frank...I'll be dan and you be frank...
posted by dan at 9:38 PM ***

Robert:

You see, the mom cat is Everynight Fire Works, and the kitten is The Weekend.

Did every/anybody watch Jimmy Eat World on SNL? I thought they did a great job, I'd say. Congrats to them. I'd be interested to hear about the aftershow party (or parties). And Tom had a nice huggy moment with Cameron Diaz. Brilliant.

The neighbors upstairs are listening to something that sounds sorta cool, but i only can make out the bass, so it's a pure guessing game. I thought it was Guided By Voices...

Actually, it's not from upstairs at all. It's a band practicing across the alley. Perhaps I should go over there, knock on the door, and pretend I'm some hot shot A & R guy with $s in his eyes. Maybe not. At least not during "alcohol free april".

By the way, all of those acoustic covers are still online... Soon I'll make a nice little tab to the left with all of them. But for now, here's two of the better ones: Positively 4th Street (Bob Dylan), Chumming the Ocean (Archers of Loaf).

Stayed up till 6 playing an amazing card game called Beans. I'm still upset about always getting stuck the damn Cocoa.
posted by Robert at 1:38 PM ***

Robert:

Apparently sleeping problems are on the rise worldwide. Locally, as in my apartment, waking problems are all the rage. I just don't know what it is, but i can't get out of bed without a fight... It's freezing cold inside and out. Isn't this supposed to be Spring? I set my clocks ahead and everything... I'm on page 732 of Infinite Jest (about 250 more pages to go) and presently on deck is Still Suitable for Miners, a nice lil biography on my latest musical obsession, Mr. Billy Bragg. (I also picked up a swell biography on a reocurring musical obsession, Elvis Costello, entitled Let Them All Talk. All in good time.)... On tour, if want a decent veggie burger fast and now, your only hope is to aim for the bright yellow hexagon that (if you're lucky) will rise like a phoenix from the ashes of the horizon that produces the next exit on Interstate Pickyourpoison. Denny's is always a good bet. But Burger King? By jove, what is happening in the world today? Spring has been moved to mid-May, humans are now encouraged to sleep over 12 hours per night, and Burger King has vegan veggie burgers? So I got one the other day... and maybe the patty itself is vegan, but there was mayonaisse all over that son-bitch. Or maybe it was special sauce. What's the special sauce at All American Burger? Hey, there's no birthday party for me in here... Next song title: "The Patty Itself"... Do you think this is a valiant stab by BK to overthrow their infinitely more evil archnemesis? Do you think their infinitely more evil archnemesis will also introduce a veggie burger (with natural flavors of course, like beef, turkey, and bacon grease)?... When you drive into North Dakota, there is a large billboard that informs you that the state is anti-vegetarian. That's serious stuff, I tell you what... So anyway, the BK Veggie is actually pretty good. I was expecting much less. I was also not expecting my Dr. Pepper to be adorned with pictures of Shaquille O'Neil, but such is the nature of the beast I suppose... Well, it's good to know that from Bozeman to Wall to Grand Island to Junction City, there's always an option (when your sick to death of Subways, that is... and don't even get me started on Tizza Bizza). (Actually, in Superior MT aka Themiddleoffuckingnowhere as I stopped for gas on the way home from Seattle, there was actually a small espresso stand near the station that served soy cappacinos and the sort. Not diggety dog.).... How bout that pentatonic scale, huh? Hours of fun, fun for all ages... Losing my mind. Won't that darn temp place call me....
posted by Robert at 12:27 PM ***